What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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