- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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