- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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