Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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