- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

A bar walks into a man

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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