How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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