- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Yo Mama just died.

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