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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Pickle

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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