- Anti Joke

Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Caroline Kelly.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.