- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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