why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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