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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Hello.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

You idiot.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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