- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Dane Cook makes a joke.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

13 =B you just learned something

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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