If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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