- Anti Joke

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

I have a really funny joke.