Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Small Penis.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Men's rights

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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