- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

I think everybody should have a penis.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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