Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Jordan is pregant

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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