whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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jews

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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96

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Whats brown and smells bad poo

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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