- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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