roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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A man walks into a bar with his dog. He orders 14 shots and proceeds to drink. For each shot he takes, he feeds one to his dog, who accepts it willingly. The bartender says "Well I've never seen anything stranger. Why did you order 14 shots, and why are you giving half to your dog." "Well," says the man, "my 14 year old dog was diagnosed with a fatal heart condition. I cannot afford to put him down, so the shots should kill him." The dog then dies.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Women's Rights

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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