- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Women's rights

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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