- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

knock knock? come in

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

my penis

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Cripples are lame.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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