- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

My jeans

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

a black man pays his child support

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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