- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Chris is hairy

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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