- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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