- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Pain Olympics.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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