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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

this website is a bad joke

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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