- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Fat? Jesse Z

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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