Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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VITAMIN C!

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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