- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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