How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

thumb_up thumb_down -16

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -18

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

69

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

thumb_up thumb_down -18

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down -18

why did the blue berry cross the road

thumb_up thumb_down -18

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

thumb_up thumb_down -18

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

thumb_up thumb_down -18

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops