- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Knock knock Get off my porch homo

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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