How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Anti Joke

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