- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock knock It's open, come in

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Vagina Boob

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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