- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator