- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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