- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

knock knock? come in

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why can't february march Because april may

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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