- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

eat a hot dog

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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