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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Seriosly. too much sex again?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Fat? Jesse Z

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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