Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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