- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

i saw amango it splootered

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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