Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What is life? Paul.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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