- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

guess what? bannanas

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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