- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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