- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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