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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

You know whats annoying? Steve

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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