Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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