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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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