- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

where's mom I killed her

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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