whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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well use a tissue!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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