Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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