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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Gustavo Andrade

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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