- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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