I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Anti Joke

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