- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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