- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

if you don't like this you're gay

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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