How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Whats 1+1? window!

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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