- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka