Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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