- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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