- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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