- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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