- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

hola said the chinese man

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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