If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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Anti Joke

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