- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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