BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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