Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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