What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Weaner

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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