- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

roses are red poo is poo

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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