- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

can you pass the soap?

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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