- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

whats green and lives in the water

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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