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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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