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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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