- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Pickle

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

bite me

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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