When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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