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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

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