- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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