- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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