why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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What's just not right? Left

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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