- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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