Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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a blind man walks into a wall

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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