- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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