- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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