Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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WNBA

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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