What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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