- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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