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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Why did? Yes

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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