How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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