- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Refridgerator.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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