- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Women's rights

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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