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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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