How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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