- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Suck pussy

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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