- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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