- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

your mom was so fat that she died.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Click here for free sandwich.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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