- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Nobody cares maddie!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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