Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Men's rights

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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