- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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