- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??