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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me, your friend George! You don't remember me! Oh. Sorry. I'm kidding. I'm a robber.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

why dont they make black forks

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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