- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How old is victor? Half past dead

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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