Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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