- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why are white people white? I don't know

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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