Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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