- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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