Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

George W. Bush

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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