Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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