Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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SEX

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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