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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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