why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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