Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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irish man drinking john smiths

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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