- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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