Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

this website is a bad joke

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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