A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Neither did she.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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