Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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