roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

This isn't funny.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

No antijoke here.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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