Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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