- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

The chickens have become self-aware!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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