- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Camerons hair is Curly..

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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