why did the kid die? his mom shot him

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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