- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Please ignore this statement.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

antonis sister is mighty fine

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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