- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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