- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Get on the boat.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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