- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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