One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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alert('The Game')

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Heskey time.

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