Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

How you know when dislextic

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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