- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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