Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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