- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

womans rights...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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