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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats brown and smells bad poo

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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