- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Women's rights

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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