- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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