What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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