Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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