A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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