Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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