- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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