Tony Romo

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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