- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Gay rights.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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